Lavender Scented Candle – "Women" | I Don't F#cking Know" | Coconut Apricot Wax 4oz / 9oz

"I'm fine." (She's not fine.) "It's nothing." (It's definitely something.)" You should just know." (But how?!)

This candle is for every guy who's ever been asked "What are you thinking?" and genuinely answered honestly, only to discover that was somehow the wrong answer. For those who've learned that "Where do you want to eat?" is a trap with no correct response.

Light this soothing lavender candle while you try to figure out what she really meant. Whether you're decoding mixed signals or just accepting that you'll never fully understand — this candle is your safe space.

So, what does she actually want? We don't f#cking know either.

🌿 Scent Profile – Lavender (IDFK Edition):

Starts with a refreshing burst of citrus and bergamot — like the universe whispering "chill out" (which, obviously, you'll overthink).As the scent unfolds, calming notes of camphor, eucalyptus, and a soft hint of powder drift through the air, grounded by warm cedar.Then comes the star of the show: pure, soothing lavender, doing its best to convince your brain that maybe — just maybe — it's time to relax.

Basically: it won't erase your stress, but it'll smell absolutely f#cking amazing while you try.

🕯️ Product Details:

• Natural coconut apricot wax blend

• Hand-poured in the USA

• 100% cotton wick

• Reusable glass vessel

• Eco-friendly and non-toxic

• No lead, plastics, parabens, synthetic dyes, or phthalates

• Available in two sizes:

  • 4 oz (113 g) – up to 20 hours burn time

  • 9 oz (255 g) – up to 45 hours burn time

💡 Care Instructions:

• Trim wick to ¼ inch before each burn

• Burn for 2–3 hours max per session

• Keep wax pool clear of debris

• Never leave unattended

• Keep away from children, pets, and flammable materials

• Use a candle snuffer to extinguish

• (Decoding women: still impossible. Smelling good: guaranteed.)

EU Representative:

Brightly Curious Oy

PL 56, 33961 Pirkkala, Finland

sales@brightlycurious.com

Product Info:

Scented Candle – Lavender

EU & Northern Ireland Warranty: 2 years

(Directive 1999/44/EC)