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Glass Cutting Board – "Is This Wine for Cooking or Drinking?" | I Don't F#cking Know!

Glass Cutting Board – "Is This Wine for Cooking or Drinking?" | I Don't F#cking Know!

Regular price €26,00 EUR
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One option elevates your dish with sophisticated flavor notes. The other option elevates your mood with sophisticated buzz notes. Both are valid. πŸ·πŸ‘¨β€πŸ³

This cutting board is for everyone who's ever poured "cooking wine" into a glass instead of the pan. For those who know that the best recipe is the one that leaves enough wine for the chef to enjoy.

Perfect for prepping gourmet meals or just having a glass (or three) while you figure out what to make for dinner. Whether you're deglazing a pan or decompressing from your day, this board supports your choices.

The real question isn't whether the wine goes in the food or in youβ€”it's whether there's enough for both.

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So, is this wine for cooking or drinking? We don't f#cking know either. (But we know which one we'd choose.)

Product details:
β€’ Tempered glass with a textured surface
β€’ Available in two sizes:
  – 8β€³ Γ— 11β€³ (20.3 Γ— 27.9 cm)
  – 11β€³ Γ— 15β€³ (27.9 Γ— 38.1 cm)
β€’ Four rubber feet for stability
β€’ Durable and easy to clean
β€’ Hand wash recommended

Care instructions:
Wipe clean with mild soap and water
Avoid prolonged soaking or abrasive materials
Keep the jokes flowing β€” and maybe the wine too

Wine-stain resistant (unlike your countertop)

No judgment for empty wine bottles nearby

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EU Representative:

Brightly Curious Oy

PL 56, 33961 Pirkkala, Finland

sales@brightlycurious.com

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Product info: Glass Cutting Board

EU & Northern Ireland Warranty: 2 years

(Directive 1999/44/EC)

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