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Lavender Scented Candle – "Men" | I Don't F#cking Know" | Coconut Apricot Wax 4oz / 9oz
Lavender Scented Candle – "Men" | I Don't F#cking Know" | Coconut Apricot Wax 4oz / 9oz
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Why did he say "I'm fine" when he's clearly not fine? Why does he think leaving one dish in the sink is "almost clean"? Why can't he find anything in the fridge even when it's right in front of him?
This candle is for every woman who's ever tried to decode male logic and came up empty-handed. For those who've realized that "What are you thinking?" will always be answered with "Nothing" — and somehow, that's actually true.
Light this calming lavender candle while you contemplate the mysteries of the male mind. Whether you're trying to understand his thought process or just accepting that you never will — at least it smells amazing.
So, what's going on in his head? We don't f#cking know either.
🌿 Scent Profile – Lavender (IDFK Edition):
Starts with a refreshing burst of citrus and bergamot — like the universe whispering "chill out" (which, obviously, you'll overthink).As the scent unfolds, calming notes of camphor, eucalyptus, and a soft hint of powder drift through the air, grounded by warm cedar.Then comes the star of the show: pure, soothing lavender, doing its best to convince your brain that maybe — just maybe — it's time to relax.
Basically: it won't erase your stress, but it'll smell absolutely f#cking amazing while you try.
🕯️ Product Details:
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Natural coconut apricot wax blend
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Hand-poured in the USA
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100% cotton wick
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Reusable glass vessel
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Eco-friendly and non-toxic
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No lead, plastics, parabens, synthetic dyes, or phthalates
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Available in two sizes:
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4 oz (113 g) – up to 20 hours burn time
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9 oz (255 g) – up to 45 hours burn time
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💡 Care Instructions:
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Trim wick to ¼ inch before each burn
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Burn for 2–3 hours max per session
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Keep wax pool clear of debris
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Never leave unattended
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Keep away from children, pets, and flammable materials
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Use a candle snuffer to extinguish
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(Understanding men not included. Probably impossible anyway.)
EU Representative:
Brightly Curious Oy
PL 56, 33961 Pirkkala, Finland
Product Info:
Scented Candle – Lavender
EU & Northern Ireland Warranty: 2 years
(Directive 1999/44/EC)
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